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		<title>if it was in miles&#8217; autobiography, it must be true.</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/08/27/if-it-was-in-miles-autobiography-it-must-be-true/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An hilarious reminder via Mark Myers: One night we were playing at the Village Vanguard, and the owner, Max Gordon, wanted me to play behind a singer. So I told him I didn&#8217;t play behind no girl singer. But I told him to ask Herbie [Hancock], and if Herbie wanted to do it then it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An hilarious reminder via <a href="http://www.jazzwax.com/2008/08/miles-davis-sai.html" target="_blank" title="jazzwax">Mark Myers</a>:<br />
<blockquote><img src="http://www.groningermuseum.nl/uploads/AntonCorbijnMilesDavis4.jpg" width="103" hspace="5" height="150" align="left" alt="miles davis" />One night we were playing at the Village Vanguard, and the owner, Max Gordon, wanted me to play behind a singer. So I told him I didn&#8217;t play behind no girl singer. But I told him to ask Herbie [Hancock], and if Herbie wanted to do it then it was okay with me. So Herbie, Tony and Ron played behind her and the people loved her. I didn&#8217;t play and neither did Wayne. I asked Max who she was, you know, what was her name. So Max said, &#8216;Her name is Barbra Streisand and she&#8217;s going to be a real big star.&#8217; So every time I see her today somewhere I say, &#8216;Goddamn,&#8217; and just shake my head.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>simptube</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/08/23/simptube/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is, in my estimation, the best Simpsons-based video involving human actors yet. Hands-down.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is, in my estimation, the best Simpsons-based video involving human actors yet.  Hands-down.</p>
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		<title>crank it down</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/08/04/crank-it-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cycling youtube]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An amazing video from Louisville&#8217;s transit authority on how to use their bus bike racks: Though it&#8217;s not quite to my tastes, I think this is an incredible way to educate riders. I have to admit, I&#8217;ve never found the need to ride the bus while I was out with my bike; I wouldn&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An amazing video from Louisville&#8217;s transit authority on how to use their bus bike racks:</p>
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<p>Though it&#8217;s not quite to my tastes, I think this is an incredible way to educate riders.  I have to admit, I&#8217;ve never found the need to ride the bus while I was out with my bike; I wouldn&#8217;t have had much of a clue how to use the <a href="http://www.ridecitrus.com/content/">Citrus Connection</a>&#8216;s bike racks until I saw this video.</p>
<p>Yet another example of clever new media marketing.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://urbanvelo.org/tarc-bikes-on-board-promotional-video/">Urban Velo</a>.</p>
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		<title>what drama!</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/05/09/what-drama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Wengerd&#124;VanVoorst Duo hit tonight definitely did not go as planned! After some back-and-forth over what hour slot we were to take, we had finally settled on the 7:00-8:00 pm timeslot, accommodating one of the participating artists, a harpist of some kind. Not long after I got home, I received a frantic email &#8211; the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/72024568@N00/332616094"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/332616094_f70b1ba887_m.jpg" alt="Push Nosy be taxi" align="left" border="0" hspace="8" /></a>The Wengerd|VanVoorst Duo hit tonight definitely did not go as planned!</p>
<p>After some back-and-forth over what hour slot we were to take, we had finally settled on the 7:00-8:00 pm timeslot, accommodating one of the participating artists, a harpist of some kind.   Not long after I got home, I received a frantic email &#8211; the harpist wasn&#8217;t going to make it; could we play two hours?!</p>
<p>Rich was gracious to oblige and we were set.  Rich called me half an hour before the gig; he was stuck on I4 with a broken-down car!  Certainly not his fault, this was still quite a pickle.  I called every player I knew in town &#8211; they either didn&#8217;t answer or couldn&#8217;t make it.</p>
<p>Finally, 5 minutes before downbeat, I get ahold of Paul Butcher,  my friend and former teacher.  Though he lives 1/2 hour away, he graciously agreed to come out (remember, <a href="http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/05/09/bargain-hunting-for-charity/">this is for charity</a>).  I played almost 1/2 an hour solo &#8211; not something I&#8217;m quite prepared for yet (that&#8217;s an understatement!) and was saved by Paul&#8217;s quick arrival.</p>
<p>People loved it and I really enjoyed playing with Paul, particularly because he brought his flugel.  If you can, please come out and see Paul and I again (along with Nick Bagwell on keys) at Mayfaire tomorrow morning at 11:00.<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwengerd/2477755602/" title="mwt logo by matthew.wengerd, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2477755602_824d54670f_m.jpg" alt="mwt logo" height="60" width="240" /></a></p>
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		<title>a challenge</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/05/09/a-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have noticed (if you&#8217;ve actually been to the matthewwengerd.net in the last few weeks) that the header image on this site rotates between five images.Â  If you&#8217;re monitor is wide enough, you may also note that every picture is music-related, a fact lost on those with smaller monitors. In the street shot, there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may have noticed (if you&#8217;ve actually been to the <a href="http://matthewwengerd.net">matthewwengerd.net</a> in the last few weeks) that the header image on this site rotates between five images.Â  If you&#8217;re monitor is wide enough, you may also note that every picture is music-related, a fact lost on those with smaller monitors.</p>
<p>In the street shot, there&#8217;s a music stand at the far right, behind the nav bar.Â  <em>Kudos to the first reader to tell me what two books are on my music stand.</em></p>
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		<title>just like a trumpet player. . .</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/05/08/just-like-a-trumpet-player/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 01:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wynton Marsalis doesn&#8217;t shy away from controversial stances. The mild display of haughtiness here is only a glimpse of the types of things that make Marsalis a polarizing figure. In fact, this is almost charming: via adrian.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wynton Marsalis doesn&#8217;t shy away from controversial stances.  The mild display of haughtiness here is only a glimpse of the types of things that make Marsalis a <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/wynton-marsalis-miles-davis-he-was-a-rock-star-601414.html">polarizing figure</a>.  In fact, this is almost charming:</p>
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<p>via <a href="http://blog.adriancho.com">adrian</a>.</p>
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		<title>coal train</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2008/04/07/coal-train/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was snooping around etsy and cafepress for jazz paraphernalia when I encountered this: Since it&#8217;s the only name to be bifurcated, it took me a second to realize that this guy actually designed a shirt that says &#8220;Coltrain.&#8221; I guess it&#8217;s not an uncommon error, but I can&#8217;t imagine a true jazz fan actually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was snooping around <a href="http://www.etsy.com">etsy</a> and <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/">cafepress</a> for jazz paraphernalia when I encountered this:</p>
<p><img src="http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoyX0YuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDEsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzQ2MTc0OTJfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwxLDc5LDcyLFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDEsQWRkLDIwMCwxMjV8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=" alt="jazz shirt" align="absmiddle" height="250" width="250" /></p>
<p>Since it&#8217;s the only name to be bifurcated, it took me a second to realize that this guy actually designed a shirt that says &#8220;Coltrain.&#8221;  I guess it&#8217;s not an uncommon error, but I can&#8217;t imagine a true jazz fan actually wearing a shirt like this.   I didn&#8217;t see an immediate way to get in touch with the guy, I figured I&#8217;d post his CafePress store here in hopes that he might see and fix this error.  <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/preshure">Preshure&#8217;s Tees</a> is the name of the site.  Hopefully he&#8217;ll Google the name of his store and correct the very funny typo.</p>
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		<title>all i want for christmas is a new tailpiece</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2007/12/07/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-new-tailpiece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Corner Violin Shop is a great example of blogging to give your customer base the ability to peek into your world. Lately, they&#8217;ve been lamenting their lack of posts and inability to keep up with their good intentions (seems a little familiar, huh?). Well, this post took the cake. What upstanding string player wouldn&#8217;t want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwengerd/2094716462/" title="Violin+Tailpiece+Tree+Ornament by matthew.wengerd, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2175/2094716462_8d6c710899_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" style=float:left hspace=5 alt="Violin+Tailpiece+Tree+Ornament" /></a><a href="http://cornerviolinshop.blogspot.com">Corner Violin Shop</a> is a great example of blogging to give your customer base the ability to peek into your world.  Lately, they&#8217;ve been <a href="http://cornerviolinshop.blogspot.com/2007/12/violin-website-woes.html">lamenting their lack of posts</a> and inability to keep up with their good intentions (seems a little <a href="http://mwengerd.blog.usf.edu/2007/10/04/back-from-the-dead">familiar</a>, huh?).  Well, <a href="http://cornerviolinshop.blogspot.com/2007/11/floor-display-for-holidays-violin.html">this post</a> took the cake.  What upstanding string player wouldn&#8217;t want a tree decorated with tailpieces or a wreath of chinrests?</p>
<p>OK, I have no use for a chinrest and my tailiece would cause the tree to fall over, but this picture brought a nice close to this very busy, sometimes quite <em>un</em>musical week.</p>
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		<title>the problem with blogs&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2007/12/06/the-problem-with-blogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing philosophical here. Last night, I upgraded WordPress and wound up blog-less overnight. There was some problem with wp-cache that was fixed by removing the plugin entirely. Seems Jason Heath is having a different kind of problem This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota Please contact this site&#8217;s webmaster. Wait a few minutes and use [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing philosophical here.  Last night, I upgraded WordPress and wound up blog-less overnight.  There was some problem with wp-cache that was fixed by removing the plugin entirely.</p>
<p>Seems Jason Heath is <a href="http://box247.bluehost.com/highload.html">having a different kind</a> of problem</p>
<blockquote><p>This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota</p>
<p>Please contact this site&#8217;s webmaster.</p>
<p>Wait a few minutes and use your browser&#8217;s &#8220;Back&#8221; button or click here to try again.</p>
<p>If you are the webmaster, your account may have gotten this error for one or more of the following reasons:</p>
<p>    * Your account has used more than its share of the cpu in the past 60 second sliding window.<br />
    * Your account has too many concurrent processes running simultanously.<br />
    * Your account has consumed too much memory.<br />
    * Your site was recently very busy trying to run inefficient scripts.</p>
<p>The solution would be to optimize your applications to use less CPU.<br />
Adding appropriate indeces to your SQL tables can often help reduce CPU.<br />
Using static .html documents instead of painful .php scripts will practically eliminate CPU usage.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>back from the dead!</title>
		<link>http://matthewwengerd.net/2007/10/04/back-from-the-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been in seclusion for a while now, trying to keep my proverbial head above the proverbial water. Well, this was worth braking the silence for: One of my students told me he saw me on the USF Music webpage so I had to check it out for myself: Isn&#8217;t that funny! I&#8217;m also in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been in seclusion for a while now, trying to keep my proverbial head above the proverbial water.  Well, this was worth braking the silence for:</p>
<p>One of my students told me he saw me on the USF Music webpage so I had to check it out for myself:</p>
<p><img src="http://makemusic.arts.usf.edu/images/image_frame1.jpg"/></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t that funny!  I&#8217;m also in the flash video on the site.  <a href="http://makemusic.arts.usf.edu/">Go here</a> to see more of my ugly mug.</p>
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